Celebrating the Valentine Month - February

Its the Valentine's Month and lets take a cue from our silver screen super stars to woo the beautiful ladies out there !! Let's start with our celebrated Khans (cons !) and move down south to the "Thala"pathies (telepathies !).

Let's set up scenarios to make the Bollywood bread tasty !!

Aamir Khan

To his queen (Rani) on a rainy night : Hope she's still safe with her Raj 🎥
My heart beats crazily because of what you said through your eyes ! - 'Aankhon se Tune kya'

To his love interest in a desert when thirst isn't sinful (Asin) : The buzz is about My crow-Max 📞
My thirst would be quenched if you come near me as my heart desires you ! - 'Guzaarish'

To look straight at her beautiful eyes (Kajol) : Bolo Zubaan Kesari 🤣
When I have your hands in mine, I feel so divine ! - 'Mere Haath Mein'

Salman Khan

With the Miss Universe (Sushmita Sen) amidst a heavy downpour : Shakalaka Baby 👑
The love bug bit me when I saw the flow of your stole (that stole my heart), heard the tinkle of your anklet (that let my ankle dance) and felt the chime of your bangles (bang on !) - 'Laga Laga Laga Re'

With sand dunes as backdrip and pure (Katrina) love at heart : Hope Vicky isn't offended 😉
I neither need the sunlight nor the moonlight. I just need your presence which is the sweet nectar of love ! - 'Oh Mitthi Mitthi Chashni'

With charisma (Karisma) : Did Jr. B have the right charisma 👨‍💼
Either trap me or get trapped by me. Once youre trapped, you will be safe in my heart ! - 'Tu Meri Dil Hai Basja'

Shah Rukh Khan

For a soulful love that transcends from 'Bombay' (Manisha) to Tibetan Plateau : Dil Se Re ❤️
You have a colourful heart akin to the 7 shades of the rainbow 🌈 ! Add the colours from my heart to make yours more colourful - 'Satrangi Re'

For someone who's looking for 'deep (ika)' love : Uski Dil Bajirao ke saath 🗡
The world hasn't seen the colourful side of me as my heart is stolen - 'Besharam Rang'

For a graceful & 18+ (Anushka) match made in heaven : Sorry Virat 😢
I see God in you and my head bows down to worship you - 'Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai'

Surely these guys are cons (Khans !) who find ways to seal their spots in the heart of the divas ! Love has no language and works purely on telepathy ('Thala'pathy !). Moving on from the Bollywood breads, we seamlessly shift down south to the Taste of Tamil Nadu !

Once again, we place imaginative situations to spice up the flavor !

Thala - Ajith

When in the beach with the Chola Princess (Trisha) : From the '96 batch
I desire a world which has no one around but you and me ! - 'Akkam Pakkam Yaarumilla'

When the love is finer than the finest particle (Maanu) : Thilothama 🧏‍♂️
After seeing you, I'm not my usual self and this hasn't been the case so far as per my conscious memory. I thought it would be some one and didn't imagine that you would be the one ! - "Unnai Partha Pinbu Naan"

When you love her as well as Toblerone (Tabu) : Kandukondein Kandukondein 👀
I only need a split second to confess my love to you and wish that this lasts for a lifetime. What do you say? - "Enna Solla Pogirai"

Thalapathy - Vijay

To wed a beloved (Simran) : Aankh Maarey 😜 
Somehow l feel that I'm not my usual self and there's no word to express this feel. Is this because I gave myself fully to you? - "Ennavo Ennavo"

To an angel (Rambha) : Azhagiya Laila 🥻
Oh colourful moon ! Are you crossing my path, because I can see the light of the same intensity in your eyes ! - "Vanna Nilave"

To shoot a sharp arrow of love (Samantha) : Ooh Antava... Ooh Ooh Antava 🔪
Wherever you walk, it's like a rangoli and your glance shatters me like a glass that's hit by a stone ! - "Aathi"

If you don't fit into the above sample space and see yourself below the Venn Diagram, you're bound to rule the world ! Below is a VLOOKUP for you all based on the best description of the heroic character that suits you !

1. Rugged : Rocky Bhai "KGF" (modern girl with a simple outlook)
2. Innocent : Ambhi "Anniyan" (simple girl with a modern outlook) 
3. 2nd Chance : John "Raja Rani" (someone who has a past and can understand your feel as well)
4. Thug Life : Rajveer "Bang Bang" (attitude which determines the altitude)
5. Sports Life : Aziz "Toofan" (sweeps you off the feet)

And all these men too found their true love before the climax (director's touch !)

A dry spell has to come to an end. Akin to the happy ending for Lord Rama after 14 years of exile and Arsenal's best chance to lift the EPL title after a couple of decades, so will your time come !!

True love will find you and live with you till the very end !! Happy February !!

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